Confusion

I am having what some call a "writer's block" ... not claimining that I am a writer ... but then on second thought if I am not a writer then what do you call a person that keeps a blog and does nothing but "write" on it ? ... lemme think ... a loser, a freak, a lifeless moron ... ummm ... that's scary . Let's say I am a writer only a not so good one . Yeah, that definitely sounds better ... :D

Last night hubbie got slightly irritated with me for "fully" participating with him in a discusiion about the hottest babes in Bollywood . He thinks it's abnormal for a woman to talk about other women in such a way ... meaning he can't understand my crush on Sushmita Sen . Hope you guys know her ... if you don't, you don't know what you are missing ... ;)

Problem is he minds if I talk about the male actors, he get's suspicious if I like a female actor , so what am I supposed to do, talk about politics??? ... hehehe.

One observation he made has got me thinking . According to him, Kareena Kapoor

is the best dancer "masti"wise and Preity Zinta is the best dancer "attitude" wise . Do you agree ??

And Then There Was Rain

Everyone has been sick ... son, hubbie, mother-in-law, colleagues ... thanks to the cold, dry weather . But last night it finally rained . The sound of thunder woke me up . I love the smell of rain on dry earth. So there is one problem solved .

Went to hubbie's colleagues house last night for dinner . The hubbie is a punjabi and the wifey is Kashmiri . It's a love marriage and to prove that lady had a baby exactly 9 and ahalf months after marriage AND (yes that wasn't proof enough) had another one 10 months later ... HAHAHA . The wife tells everyone about that quite some pride . She has a very fair complexion while hubbie is extremelyyyyy dark ... I mean so dark that when he opened the gate we thought it was a "living" house and the gate had opened by itself ... hahahaha ... am I mean or what . But to be fair, they are really nice people ... but then who said their complexions made them not-so-nice ?!?!

Hubbie went ahead and bought himself a Moto Razor (or is that Razr?!). I am hopping mad at him . I feel so mich like a single parent sometimes . I have decided, I am not gonna get him anything for his birthday and am gonna become the worst miser ever . I will save up all my pay and probably go for a trip to India later this year with the school-people and blow it all away there . Did I tell you the one really cool thing about the place where I am teaching ? The teachers go on a bus from Lahore to India every year ... or to any near-by country they want to . I have always wanted to see India . Let's see if things work out for me ... pray for a li'l luck for moi .

I HATE FLIES ... yes houseflies . I have one buzzing around me right now and it's very annoying . No matter how hard one tries to keep them out they always find a way to come in . *swat, swat* nah ... didn't get it ... me is outta here ... gotta kill it ... *grinding teeth* ... to infinity and beyonddddddddddddddddddddddd ...

Dear Life

Hubbie's thyroid has gone hyper again ... B.P. is touching the sky ... fighting all the time which means I am boo-hoo-ing over my sad life all the time . That in turn makes me depressed and my craving for sweets increases ... just ate a mini snickers, a piece of cranberry mousse cake and a serving (quite a generous one) of chocolate mousse . DAMNNNNNN ... this is gonna get me all fat again like I was in Lahore last year . I touched an all time high of 140lbs which is very fat for my 5ft 6". My usual weight is between 116-120lbs and when I was expecting my son my weight during the final trimester was a 155lbs . Gosh, why the heck am I talking about my weight ? Friends and family says I am paranoid about it but I can't help it ... I used to be very fat when I was little and had to hear mean comments from other kids about it and tolerate their sniggerings .

Alright enough . Coming ot the highlight of the day, I got another 20 profile views and now the total is ... ummm ... okey I won't say how much . When I reach 200 then I will let you guys know ... presuming anyone ever reads all this ... hahaha . Must mention a friend's contribution to my increase in popularity ... has put up a link to my blog on his'. Thanks pal ... :D hehehe ... that was payback for all the free dream interpretations you have been getting , admit it or not ... :P

Of Bees And Birds ... lol

Hehehehe ... this one is funny . They have made me class-teacher for the 6th standard . One of my duties is to decorate the boards around the classroom according to a theme . I decided to use black, red and white (my favourite colours) . Now for background I am using black, for borders white and for decorating borders I am using red mainly . I asked the headmistress if I could have a vampire or some spooky theme but the bore (yeah I don't mean boar) woldn't let me . Now I am gonna put up ladybirds and honeybees ... :D AHAHAHAHAHA ... okey okey will share the joke too . I swear it was completely unintentional . It just turned out that after I had cutout more than half of the shapes I realized what (sick but funny:D) meaning can be taken from it . LOLOLOLOLOL . I am sure the kids,if they don'talready know about ... ahem,ahem, will really look back very fondly at the mistake their silly li'l teacher made .

*Still laughing*

Of Ant And Elephant

Heard this one in school today ...

Miss Ant wants to marry Mr. Elephant . Her parents are very conservative and refuse to let her marry outside the clan . Miss Ant is forced to marry a Mr. Ant. On the wedding night when Mr. Ant tries to get "close" to Miss (Mrs.) Ant she screams ... "Don't come near me". Mr. Ant is shocked/scared/alarmed and asks her why not? Miss Ant says, "I am going to have Mr. Elephant's baby". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I really need to spend a long day at the beauty salon and allow myself to be pampered. I got a mania nd pedicure done just around eid and now I need another one. It's the salon's fault ... the workers didn't do even a decent job thanks to all the screaming and yelling and horrible glares the genteel ladies were giving each other trying to get into the blessed "chair" for the various "treatments" they needed.

Anyway, not to wander off from the real story, I was saying I need to go to the parlour ... beauty parlour kana yara ... *huff and puff*. I am also dying to dye my hair for ages. Why don't I ??? Well NO NO hubbie doesn't mind, neither do inlaws ... just that I wanna dye my hair purple ... :D You know that coppery indigo/violet kinda purple ... put thick streaks of those in my hair . Now if I do that hubie will certainly have a very good excuse for strangling me and for the whole society he will have a very reasonable justification for it too. Ummm ... assuming that the only people who ever go right through my posts are men ... can you guys tell me what you think of the idea ? What idea ??? Thick-heads, what I have been rambling on about for the past 20 lines ... getting purple streaks.

Blooper

What would you say about an english teacher who spells Nobel as in Nocel Prize as noble prize ... and yep in small letters ??? GOD, I am soooooooo embarrassed . Thankfully before the kids could notice I fixed the mistake . So much for my masters in English .

Sending through a Mobile Phone

wonder if mobile blogging actually works!?lets find out:d

Grrrrrr

I have been trying to put up a post for ages but something or thr other happens to the computer just as I press the "Publish" button . I am sooo annoyed .

Okey, first things first ... Eid Mubarak to you all . I was terribly depressed on eid day ... had a BIG fight with hubbie dahlin' . Basically reason was I had forgotten to take my anxiety/depression medicine with me and was freaking up nut hubbie showed up just as I was reaching the danger level and I took it all out on him . Aaahhh man but it felt so good . :D We had 2 eids as usual in N.W.F.P. My in-laws had it on the 5th I guess and my parents living only 10 minutes away celebrated it the next day . Funny na ?

I have started school and so has my son . It's actually quite fun . He does cry though when I am leaving him off but he has been going only for 2 days and in the beginning they all do that don't they ?

I sold my Samsung D500 and bought a .... hold your breath ... a motorolla C115 ... LOL . I appreciate my parents even mor now that I am experiencing parenthood firsthand . I sold it to pay for my son's admission fees . I wonder how much my parents sacrificed for my every little happiness and that too ungrudgingly .

I was supposed to go visit a friend today but just at the last moment I rang her up and told her I had a "big" lunch at my uncle's that I just couldn't miss . It was a lie of course . Truth is I got a driver just yesterday and I feel free like a bird . I suddenly decided it had been a long time since I last saw my most favourite relative ... i.e. my cousin's wife . Well she is 39 years old and when she got married she was 25 and moi only 10 but we hit it off from the start . She taught me a lot of things that I know today including her language . Yep, I learned to speka english from her she being an American and all ... nah nah not an ABCD but a true blue blooded American . She has gone out with her kids and will be back shortly so i thought I would post my long overdue thoughts and doings .

Plus, I got my much coveted 100 profile views ... I am soooo "IN" .... :D