Some Jokes + A Question

Joke No. 1 :

What is the similarity between a sikh and a sperm ?
One in a million mature .


Joke No. 2 :

Power failure in India for 2 days. Worst hit was Assam . All Sikhs were stuck on escalators for 48 hours ....... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Joke No. 3 :

SADHU : Hey Bhagwan tu mujhe Dard de, Dukh de, Sare sansar ka Ghum de, Kasht de, Takleef de.

CHELA : Baba itni sari demand kioon karte ho. Aik BIWI maang lo baqi sub khud bakhud mil jaye ga . LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Question :

Why do I get Google in Hindi ???